by Eithne Cullen
I thought I’d start today’s page on the theme of Upskilling, with a little advice.
The government is telling us to be alert. And I’m all for them telling us to be alert, as the old graffiti said: Britain needs lerts! All over the country, people are learning new skills, honing old ones and revisiting old hobbies. So I’m sharing some advice with you, which is similar to some I’ve been sent about getting absorbed in our pastimes and projects.
Be Alert
Some crafters have developed worrying symptoms, such as being unable to cook for their families or unable to get out of their seats to perform the most basic of household tasks. They’ve been spotted looking at the clock to know when it is going to be time to join in online and pick up the paints, the needles, the crochet hooks, trombones and gardening tools. It’s a new kind of anxiety. They never watched the office clock like this.
At odd times, you’ll hear them muttering strange indecipherable mutterings: Slip, one, knit one, pass slipped stitch over, counting: Can’t talk, I’m counting stitches, or crying in despair for the loss of eyesight: I’m sure they could make needles with bigger eyes? and: I used to be able to thread a needle!
They’ll jump from their seats to Google all kinds of questions: How to wind a bobbin. My sweet potato plant is drooping; what should I do? Can you thin oil paints with paintbrush cleaner? And there are many more.
Some are singing or play alone in what look like vain selfies projects; they hold the uke and tablet and hit the video button at the same time… careful of repetitive strain there, as you record again and again to get it right. Then, a genius sound engineer somewhere makes a lovely track from the uploaded snippets they send in.
You’ll also find some of these poor souls arranging their daily walks near wool shops or garden centres, like addicts looking for potential dealers.
There’s never any mention of these sufferers or their families on the daily briefings and scientists have not been alerted to add them to their research or statistics.
On the subject of Upskilling, I’ve been asking around about the new skills people have been learning in lockdown. There are some very clear themes in their responses. One of the strongest responses has come from the people who tell me they are not learning new skills but honing skills they already have. I salute them, too. Here’s a little snapshot of them all in the poem I’ve written:
Upskilled
Write a poem for the first time,
open mic from the kitchen table –
poem recorded in garden or shed.
Zoom and Teams for work and
leisure: Whatsapp and Houseparty, too.
New Mum learns to be a new mum…
finds out all there is to know
about feeding a child.
Parents teaching hard grammar,
sums that they don’t understand,
realise the teachers’ patience
spending hours with our little joys.
Learning facts from history podcasts,
quizzing in virtual pubs.
Making a new door from an old.
Someone’s learned the art of baking:
folding, beating, rubbing in.
Always remember Nanna’s motto:
light your gas and grease your tin…
wash your hands and then begin.
Here’s another master baker
making marzipan from scratch!
Get the paints down and remember
how the oils and canvas mix;
learning to draw with a pencil
and new styles for artistry, like
random sketches from requests.
Grayson Perry on the telly,
sending homemade birthday cards,
my friend’s mum is painting
a new watercolour every day.
Sewing scrubs for the NHS,
clapping for the front line workers,
checking in with all the neighbours,
taking different forest paths.
Some of us aren’t learning new skills
honing the ones we already have.
Some are teaching themselves
the lesson, hard to stick to,
making time to be, to just be,
still and calm till the lockdown ends.
I love it that there are so many references to creativity and art. I’d like to share some pictures with you: Nuala Clarke’s A Hobbit Hole and Some Black Birds Baked In A Pie and a picture of Brighton Pavilion by Liam McGregor, which evokes the memory of pre-lockdown times.
Pen to Print alumnus Michelle Sutton has been extending her creative shills in lockdown; she’s shared this hyper-lapse video of her drawing with us. I found it fascinating to see the way she drew this picture and how it developed in depth and detail as it grew. Thanks for sharing, Michelle